penisgirlfriend:

i don’t know guys i kinda like this one

failchild:

i can’t believe this is real this sounds like it was pulled directly from the “i wanna have straight sex” tiktok

ALT

youdonthavetogotocollege:

pointnclick:

*rousing my Stoner son in the morning*

wakey bakey son

This post has been flopping for eight years. Let go

junglejim4322:

junglejim4322:

“Touch me while your bros play grand theft auto” the tortured poet screams

Many people think this lyric is stupid but they don’t know that she actually channeled the spirit of a closeted 13 year old gay boy and let him ghost write this for her because she’s an ally. So that’s that

roach-works:

trulyunwaveringphase:

Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.

this is like saying NASA has forever destroyed our ability to wonder what it’s like on the moon. like we can still use our powers of imagination if we want to but the question’s pretty much fucking settled.

spaghet4life:

ratcandy:

we just keep naming bugs like this

professionalchaoticdumbass:

CUTE BOY FROM CLASS WHO IS GROWING HIS HAIR OUT AND WEARING A HOODIE: thanks for helping me with my homework! hey um… is it okay if I tell you something important? you have to promise to keep it a secret….

SKELETON BALLING:

trans4trans:

trans4trans:

i’m starting a collection

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senorita-patita:

what the FUCK is this supposed to mean, Spotify ??????

achillesinhighheels:

And I lover her for that !